New Award For Impacted Individuals

Hold tight to your barf bags, little surfs.  Invenergy CEO Michael Polsky is here to protect your human rights!

That's right, Polsky has received an award for "exemplary leaders across government, business, advocacy, and entertainment who have demonstrated an unwavering commitment to social change and worked to protect and advance equity, justice, and human rights."  At the same time, Polsky is seeking to take private property from thousands of Midwesterners to build his highly profitable renewable energy kingdom.

Do you feel that he has protected your human rights?  If not, consider the history and purpose of this award.  Anyone can decide to hand out an award, but does it make the recipient everything the award says?  Or are these fakey "awards" nothing more than political theater?  You be the judge.

Previous winners of the Ripple of Hope Award include Stacey Abrams, former Vice President Joe Biden, Bono, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, former President Bill Clinton, George Clooney, Tim Cook, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Amanda Gorman, Vice President Kamala Harris, Dolores Huerta, Colin Kaepernick, late Congressman John Lewis, former President Barack Obama, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Desmond Tutu.

Well, I'm sure Polsky is thrilled to be among his liberal elite pals.  People like you and me, though, we wouldn't be caught dead with these political poseurs.

Polsky says he's "honored."

"Robert F. Kennedy's vision of a better world spanned all areas and industries – he understood that advancing human rights and social justice requires investment in everything from education to energy and the environment," said Polsky. "I'm honored to receive this award and look forward to growing Invenergy's impact as we fulfill our mission as innovators building a sustainable world."
Shaped by Polsky's philanthropic values, Invenergy invests heavily in project communities through an impact program. His humble roots ignited a commitment by him and his family to giving back to many causes including education, entrepreneurship, climate and sustainability, healthcare, women's rights, immigration, veterans, and arts and culture. Most recently, Polsky's philanthropic efforts have been focused on his native Ukraine to ensure the well-being of Ukraine's people, the nation's victory, and ultimate reconstruction. 
The Ripple of Hope Award is inspired by Robert F. Kennedy's most famous speech, the 1966 Day of Affirmation address he gave in South Africa at the height of apartheid: "Each time a man stands up for an ideal or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples to build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance."

Oh, say, an impact program?  You mean buying apple pies and hogs at the county fair?  How positively plebeian!  Simply spread a few bucks around and you can impact the human rights of others as much as you desire.  Commoners are cheap dates, right?

I have an announcement for you!  I am hereby instituting the "Giving Invenergy the Finger" award.  This coveted new award will be bestowed annually to the peasant who best thwarted Michael Polsky's plans to impact them over the past year.

Now taking nominations...