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FirstEnergy Pays $1.25M to Buy Union Advocacy for Harrison Plant Sale

4/2/2013

7 Comments

 
Just how important is the PSC's approval of FirstEnergy's plan to sell its Harrison coal plant from its competitive Ohio affiliate to its uncompetitive West Virginia affiliates Mon Power and Potomac Edison?

I dunno, but I think FirstEnergy just shelled out $1.25M to meet the demands of the UWUA 304 in exchange for a letter from UWUA to the WV PSC supporting the plant sale.

Must be pretty important then.  In that case, I suggest that all struggling industry or citizen groups (if you don't have a group, you can just make one up!) get aboard the shakedown train and sell their advocacy to FirstEnergy.  It's like growing your own money tree!!*

I'm not going to beat the union up about their deal with the devil.  They're just regular guys trying to make a living and FirstEnergy had been giving them a royal screwing.

What I do find absolutely hilarious though is how the threat of cozying up with StopPATH and Calhoun Powerline was used by the union to get its way.  Scaring FirstEnergy is our specialty.  Glad we could help ;-)

However the plant sale is STILL a bad idea.  I'm sure the union guys would much rather work at a plant that's financially subsidized by Mon Power and Potomac Edison customers than a plant owned by Allegheny Generation which is subject to the vagaries of competitive electric markets, and whose future is uncertain.  Can't blame them for wanting job security. 

But this plant sale will cost electric consumers over a billion dollars.  There are only 150 union guys but there are half a million Mon Power and Potomac Edison customers.  Be sure to let the WV PSC know that you do not support the plant sale.  Just click here. (submit comment on Formal Case and be sure to type in Case No. 12-1571-E-PC)

*(click here for FirstEnergy advocacy recruitment website to see how much your advocacy is worth to the company!)
7 Comments
Bill Shatner link
4/2/2013 09:21:29 am

I can get you the best price for your advocacy. Look me up before selling out to cheaper citizen action groups, or simply giving the PSC your honest opinion.

First Energy is paying TOP DOLLAR for your advocacy NOW! Don't sell your loyalty cheap.

Thanks,

Bill Shatner
The Negotiator

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Mary Kay Ash link
4/2/2013 09:27:06 am

I would hold out for the Pink Cadillac and a lifetime supply of the night-time magic masque. Your advocacy is worth at least that much, girl!

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Ron Popeil link
4/2/2013 09:35:38 am

This is no ordinary advocacy! It slices! It dices! It can even slice a tomato cleanly after stabbing West Virginia consumers in the back... err, wallet, I meant to say wallet! Not only will I beg the West Virginia PSC to approve your plant transfer, I will offer to throw in a 5-tray Electric Food Dehydrater AND a Pocket Fisherman! Pick me, FirstEnergy, Pick MEEEEE!

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Billy Mays
4/3/2013 06:29:57 am

Shut up, Ron. I have already scored the First Energy advocacy gig. I've been haunting those bastards night after night. It's all Whoooooooo Whooooooooooo Thump Bump Whoooooooooooo and they can't wait to sign up for my advocacy services.

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Lil Coalfeller
4/3/2013 06:33:37 am

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I think it's time to start a front group like we used to do in the good old days at Burson Marsteller.

Does anyone have any floss? I seem to have something stuck in my teeth. I think it might be my ego.

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Pinkie
4/5/2013 02:45:48 am

Did someone say front group? Where are the free donuts?
Hail, hail, the gang's all here
What the heck do we care
What the heck do we care
Hail, hail, the gang's all here
What the heck do we care now

Come, friends, who plough the sea
Truce to navigation
Take another station
Let's vary piracy
With a little burglary...
and lies! I just love the feeling of false superiority I get when I lie to the stupid people of West Virginia! No where else can a fat, dumb kid like me be VICE PRESIDENT of something important!

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West Virginians for Overpriced Coal Plants
4/5/2013 08:00:53 am

We are ready to assist you, FirstEnergy! Who should we lie to first?
Thanks for your business. $$$$

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