On August 15, FirstEnergy filed its first monthly statistical report. The Commission had previously ordered FirstEnergy to submit monthly data for at least a year so they could keep an eye on these shysters.
In its first report, "FirstEnergy stated that its data 'excludes annual meter reading accounts up through 11 months'.”
Now the Commission has ordered FirstEnergy to explain just what an "annual meter reading account" is, and provide statistical data on these accounts as well.
Shhh... if you know why the Commission did this, keep it to yourself. I want to see if FirstEnergy's brain trust can figure this out on their own...
Too bad stupidity isn't painful. Ha ha ha!