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Funniest..... Find...... Ever!

11/26/2010

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I've been enjoying myself this weekend digging up dirt in PATH's little propaganda garden and I warn you, this is probably the funniest thing I've found yet, so prepare yourself for a really good laugh at PATH's expense.

Check out the agenda of the EUCI's 5th Annual Public Participation in Transmission Siting Conference slated to take place in Vegas in early January.  Specifically, look at who's taking the mic at 3:00 p.m. on Monday, January 10th.  Yup, it's our lil' coal-fella and his happy, smiley compatriot from AEP.  They will be "educating" participants as follows:
 
LEVERAGING LESSONS LEARNED

Tom Holliday, Director of Communications Services, American Electric Power

Doug Colafella, Manager, External Communications, Allegheny Energy

American Electric Power and Allegheny Energy are applying best practices to help gain approvals for the Potomac-Appalachian Transmission Highline (PATH), a 765-kV project extending 275 miles through West Virginia, Virginia, and Maryland. Learn how the two companies are working together to apply successful strategies for grassroots outreach, community involvement, and public education while contending with project delays, entrenched opposition, and the economic downturn.

Ah.... hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

PATH never seems to learn its lessons about communicating with the public.  They continue to pile on the lies and propaganda, even though the truth about their dirty deeds has been exposed long since. 

Is there a new definition for the word "successful" that the rest of us don't know about?  I've been doing this for 2 1/2 years now and I have yet to find someone, anyone, who supports the PATH project unless they are being paid by the ratepayers, courtesy of PATH's PR machine, for their "support".  Instead, rational, fact-based opposition continues to grow on a daily basis.  PATH isn't fooling anyone anymore -- politicians resoundingly used opposition to PATH as a platform in the last election; the media knows they're full of crap and tempers every story with opposition views; industry competitors have launched and are successfully pursuing alternatives to PATH; and the regulatory authorities reviewing their applications are easily poking holes in their flimsy case and beginning to issue denials.

What we're experiencing (and laughing at) are their "best" practices?  In that case, I'd love to see their "worst" ones, just so some kind of comparison could be attempted.

"Successful strategies for grassroots outreach"?  What?  When did that happen?  The REAL grassroots groups laugh at your propaganda and if you "reached out" to us we'd likely interpret it as another attempt to rob us and bite your hand right off.... bloody nub, and all that.

"Community involvement"?  You two are truly legends in your own minds!  Using our money to bribe and buy is not "community involvement" by any means.

"Public education"?  We're getting an education all right, but it's not from you two.  And I hope you're not referring to your propaganda campaign and astroturf front groups -- those just aren't things to be proud of.

While contending with.... the truth!  Your little project is well known as an unneeded, greed-driven, corporate initiative.  You are both major failures!  Hahahahahaha!

While it would be fun to crash this thing just to have a good laugh, you two idiots aren't worth it.  I think I'd rather send Cotton and Devine-Wright (see next post) to Vegas, just so they could raise their hands and tell you both how full of crap you are.

I just hope all the conference participants mind the appropriate Vegas adage, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" and leave whatever made-up fantasy story you tell them behind before they head back to work.  Otherwise, you could set transmission siting PR strategies back hundreds of years!

Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!  Be sure to send me a copy of your power point afterward so I can make fun of it here on the blog.  There's nothing better than sharing a laugh with friends!  Meanwhile, we'll be here spreading the word about what a convoluted mess you two have made of the failing PATH project.
7 Comments
Da hill billy
11/26/2010 05:02:20 pm

BAHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!The LIL coal-feller goin to Vegas to "educate"? What's he gonna talk about? Maybe how to lick his wounds every time the "entrenched opposition" kicks his lil coal-fellar butt? Hey maybe "Pinky" should join him, C.R.A. has shown to be a good P.R. team. Harharharhar! This is just another means of pissing away MY money. I guess Doug and Tom can go to Vegas, see a couple shows, gamble and drink a little, eat in the top restaraunts, etc ... ALL ON MY DIME?? Maybe Randy should go as well, you know what they say, "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Sounds like a grand ol time.

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dr.who
11/26/2010 09:20:37 pm

you forgot the ending:
what happens in vegas stays in vegas----except for herpes!
try not to catch anything fellers i'm not buying you any penicillin after you get home.

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Da Hillbilly
11/27/2010 04:26:19 am

You know ... herpes IS the gift keeps on givin' ... FOREVER!

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problematic view, etc.
11/27/2010 06:52:41 pm

On the Las Vegas agenda under Leveraging Lessons Learned (what comedians these folks are! sigh, you can't make this stuff up) my favorite part is the phrase "entrenched opposition". You got one thing right, Allegheny/AEP. I am indeed taking it as a compliment!!

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Keryn
11/27/2010 08:56:50 pm

To a thinking person, they've got a bit of a contradiction going on here, you've got that right.

"Entrenched Opposition" directly contradicts their "successful strategies for grassroots outreach".

Entrenched - establish (an attitude, habit, or belief) so firmly that change is very difficult or unlikely.

So, if they cannot change our "entrenchment", how are their grassroots strategies "successful"? In actuality, they're not. "Grassroots" refers to a spontaneous movement OF THE PEOPLE. True grassroots is never orchestrated by a corporation (nevermind paid for!).

But, hey, I expect that was written by the lil' coal-fella and Smiley Tom, not the brightest bulbs in the string. I hope their audience is equally stupid, just so they're not too embarrassed and all. :-)

The long and short of it is that we pick up more people everyday, and they are picking up NOBODY AT ALL.

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Pam
11/28/2010 07:37:32 pm

I notice they are only allocated 45 minutes for their presentation. They are going to have to talk very fast to get all the bs in. I'm so thrilled my hard earned money is going to pay for this horse crap. In the meantime, I keep turning off lights and turning down the heat just to keep my bill from skyrocketing, I guess I should get warm and fuzzy knowing these idiots are going to get an all expense paid trip to a warmer climate in January.

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curiousgeorge
2/29/2012 09:50:40 am

how much did the hookers and blow in vegas cost?

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