So, Clean Line's Mark Lawlor needs to clean up his sloppy and gratuitous use of the Queen's English.
He's much too fond of the number one word on Lake Superior State University's 41st Annual List of Banished Words. Anyone whose answer to any question posed (even those posed by invisible reporters whose cut video plays more like a monologue) begins with the word "so" is most likely thinking, "knowing that my intelligence and intellect is so superior to all those in attendance today, I will try to disseminate this knowledge to you in the most basic terms that even the most lowly, knuckle-dragging, caveman cretin and red-necked, hillbilly rube will be able to understand." Is that what you were going for there, Mark?
I fear if you don't clean up your language, your conversations with stakeholders are going to become increasingly problematic. Stakeholders do have their price point, and your leading each sentence with the word "so" isn't the secret sauce to success. It makes folks downright suspicious. Perhaps that's how you speak during big city pressers, while manspreading and vaping away on your e-cig, but that kind of physicality does not give life to any Mayberry stakeholders. That kind of physicality makes it appear that you're deviously walking it back, and it is bound to break your transmission project, as well as the internet.
Stop it.
And please do tell your boss to stop inserting the word "okay" into his juicy sentences as a desperate plea for the acknowledgement and approval of anyone within hearing range. Mayberry doesn't speak that language.
Thanks to Rocky Squirrel for assisting all of us in speaking properly by bringing the foregoing to my attention. When he's not correcting Clean Line's grammar, he's busy growing food to stuff in their pieholes, with the hope of finally enjoying a moment of blessed silence.
He's much too fond of the number one word on Lake Superior State University's 41st Annual List of Banished Words. Anyone whose answer to any question posed (even those posed by invisible reporters whose cut video plays more like a monologue) begins with the word "so" is most likely thinking, "knowing that my intelligence and intellect is so superior to all those in attendance today, I will try to disseminate this knowledge to you in the most basic terms that even the most lowly, knuckle-dragging, caveman cretin and red-necked, hillbilly rube will be able to understand." Is that what you were going for there, Mark?
I fear if you don't clean up your language, your conversations with stakeholders are going to become increasingly problematic. Stakeholders do have their price point, and your leading each sentence with the word "so" isn't the secret sauce to success. It makes folks downright suspicious. Perhaps that's how you speak during big city pressers, while manspreading and vaping away on your e-cig, but that kind of physicality does not give life to any Mayberry stakeholders. That kind of physicality makes it appear that you're deviously walking it back, and it is bound to break your transmission project, as well as the internet.
Stop it.
And please do tell your boss to stop inserting the word "okay" into his juicy sentences as a desperate plea for the acknowledgement and approval of anyone within hearing range. Mayberry doesn't speak that language.
Thanks to Rocky Squirrel for assisting all of us in speaking properly by bringing the foregoing to my attention. When he's not correcting Clean Line's grammar, he's busy growing food to stuff in their pieholes, with the hope of finally enjoying a moment of blessed silence.
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