Behold! An Invenergy/GBE door hanger left on a landowner's door. Know where it ended up? The trash can. It had to be separated from the household refuse in order to sit for its recent photo session. I'm going to guess that's a giant grease stain at the top, and not a weird, gray cloud.
Clean Line spent years holding community meetings and events with pulled pork sandwiches, bouncy houses, and other "fun" attractants for local residents to come and develop a cordial relationship with the company based on trust. There was even a ham dinner, where one lucky landowner filled up his own sack with a pile of ham slices. That event was so successful, it transformed an ordinary house cat into the amazing Miss Kitty Hamm, who is able to communicate through the internet for brief periods of time.
Food is the key to a kitty's heart, however, the humans at Invenergy have underestimated the intellectual abilities of the average feline and the people who serve the cat kingdom. We can read! Where's the news stories? Where's the colorful community advertising? Where's the outdoor music festival where kitties and humans can cavort at a distance while enjoying music and speeches? Where's the donations to food banks? Where's the new parks being built for the communities? Where's the cash donations to help the local schools with the added expense of distance learning? Where's the catnip mice for the local animal shelter? There's plenty a "new owner" can do to win the hearts and minds of your average kitty. Invenergy is failing to do anything to build trust with the communities in Missouri! Without a pile of free ham, I simply cannot trust these people!
P.S. That's not a grease stain. My litter box needed changing.
Western Kansas and the surrounding area to customers in Missouri and other states in the region.
Meow! Err... no. I trust Invenergy about as much as I trust that smiling sadist at the veterinary clinic with the syrupy voice and greased fanny pole behind her back.