Remember The Shell Answer Man? Whatever happened to him anyhow? Never fear, friends, now we have Pablo, The AEP Answer Man! Pablo and his hideous, neon green shirt want to be your best friend and patiently explain everything to you so that you, too, will want to keep AEP sustainable so that they will still be there later to compete with the FirstEnergy bullies when they jack up rates after stealing all AEP's customers.
Go ahead, ask Pablo a question! You know you wanna!
Perhaps you could ask a question about shopping, like "Connie E." did:
"Q. I’ve seen ads claiming AEP is trying to prevent us from shopping for lower rates. Is this true?
A. That is absolutely false. Customers are able to shop now. In addition, AEP Ohio has proposed a plan being considered by the Public Utilities Commission of Ohio that continues the opportunities for consumers to shop for lower rates."
Gosh, I guess it's really not about shopping after all.
AEP jumps ahead of FirstEnergy again in the Ohio electric consumer leapfrog battle by pumping out the plain folks propaganda with a little CEO face time. Pablo is just a regular guy, isn't he... stumbling over his little speech while posing in front of his corporate ego wall. Best of all, you're sure not to lose him on the golf course dressed like that! Golf course? But, of course! You don't think you'd find a guy who makes six figures slumming at the bowling alley, do you?
Fortunately for FirstEnergy, this could be a slam dunk for them, if they'd just get in the game! Pablo's FirstEnergy counterpart looks so goofy, he's a natural for a plain folks commercial. Can't you just see Donny in a greasy ball cap and torn Simpsons t-shirt, cracking a smile while bent over the beer display at Wal-Mart and asking you to pull his finger? In fact... he even looks like Homer Simpson, doesn't he? D'oh, FirstEnergy! Another missed opportunity! Would you please start paying attention here? You're losing!
Go ahead, ask Pablo a question! You know you wanna!
Perhaps you could ask a question about shopping, like "Connie E." did:
"Q. I’ve seen ads claiming AEP is trying to prevent us from shopping for lower rates. Is this true?
A. That is absolutely false. Customers are able to shop now. In addition, AEP Ohio has proposed a plan being considered by the Public Utilities Commission of Ohio that continues the opportunities for consumers to shop for lower rates."
Gosh, I guess it's really not about shopping after all.
AEP jumps ahead of FirstEnergy again in the Ohio electric consumer leapfrog battle by pumping out the plain folks propaganda with a little CEO face time. Pablo is just a regular guy, isn't he... stumbling over his little speech while posing in front of his corporate ego wall. Best of all, you're sure not to lose him on the golf course dressed like that! Golf course? But, of course! You don't think you'd find a guy who makes six figures slumming at the bowling alley, do you?
Fortunately for FirstEnergy, this could be a slam dunk for them, if they'd just get in the game! Pablo's FirstEnergy counterpart looks so goofy, he's a natural for a plain folks commercial. Can't you just see Donny in a greasy ball cap and torn Simpsons t-shirt, cracking a smile while bent over the beer display at Wal-Mart and asking you to pull his finger? In fact... he even looks like Homer Simpson, doesn't he? D'oh, FirstEnergy! Another missed opportunity! Would you please start paying attention here? You're losing!
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