As a FirstEnergy customer, I'm thrilled to know that my Board of Directors won't be bombarded with cheap foreign junk or moldy fruitcakes this holiday season. Oh no, only the best for the folks who approve the compensation packages of the management that continues to send me inaccurate bills every other month!
The State Journal tells us:
The State Journal tells us:
When FirstEnergy selects gifts for its Board members at Christmas, they have one very firm requirement: They must be handmade in America.
"Not only are we supporting American artists, but we are also giving a unique, not mass-produced, American made gift to each of our board members. I urge all American businesses to look towards supporting American artists," says Tony Alexander, President & CEO.
Ho, Ho, Flippin' Ho. I hope this doesn't end up in my bill. But, it probably will.
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