FirstEnergy demands answers after a lemonade pitcher containing two goldfish swimming in radioactive water was found in a steam tunnel at its Perry nuclear plant. Just two short months ago, the Union of Concerned Scientists issued a report highlighting security vulnerabilities of the tunnels at FirstEnergy's Perry plant. At that time, both FirstEnergy and the NRC poo-poo'd the possibility of a security breech. Now Perry has been infiltrated by radioactive goldfish! Coincidence?
FirstEnergy vows to punish whoever is responsible, but I think the perpetrator should be given an award and a key to the city instead for exposing FirstEnergy's continued safety risks caused by cutting financial corners. How many times does "fire" have to be yelled in a crowded theater before the audience evacuates?
Comparisons between FirstEnergy and The Simpsons have long amused the masses. Therefore, in honor of FirstEnergy's Simpson-ness, let's play a little game! Can you determine which of the below situations occurred during an episode of The Simpsons, and which actually occurred at one of FirstEnergy's nuclear plants?
FirstEnergy vows to punish whoever is responsible, but I think the perpetrator should be given an award and a key to the city instead for exposing FirstEnergy's continued safety risks caused by cutting financial corners. How many times does "fire" have to be yelled in a crowded theater before the audience evacuates?
Comparisons between FirstEnergy and The Simpsons have long amused the masses. Therefore, in honor of FirstEnergy's Simpson-ness, let's play a little game! Can you determine which of the below situations occurred during an episode of The Simpsons, and which actually occurred at one of FirstEnergy's nuclear plants?
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