What have our friends been up to lately in the Ohio capacity charge rumpus? Last time we checked in, AEP had scored the first victory and had moved their campaign to the AEP Ohio Answers website where Pablo the AEP Answer Man showcases some of the ugliest ties ever and drones on painfully in video after video that nobody watches.
You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
FirstEnergy has a new video where Diffident Donny "answers your questions" too. Except, they're not your questions. Donny's handlers just made up a bunch of questions that they wanted him to "answer." FirstEnergy has provided no way for "you" to ask questions, so it appears that they have hired an invisible mime to "ask" Donny made-up questions via text message, or something.
It looks like they gave Donny some happy pills or a couple of stiff drinks to take the starch out of him this time and sat him down in a 1970s disco set to "answer your questions." It almost works, until you watch his eyes. Blinking and breaking eye contact reveal the nervousness they couldn't medicate away.
But the real curiosity here is: Has FirstEnergy hired the Clown College to do their advertising? Donny "answering your questions" bears a striking resemblance to Corky DeMarco "answering your questions" about the PATH Project two years ago.
Okay... FirstEnergy is trying to keep up with AEP and making absolutely no sense. Really nothing new in that!
Keep the comedy coming, fellas!
You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
FirstEnergy has a new video where Diffident Donny "answers your questions" too. Except, they're not your questions. Donny's handlers just made up a bunch of questions that they wanted him to "answer." FirstEnergy has provided no way for "you" to ask questions, so it appears that they have hired an invisible mime to "ask" Donny made-up questions via text message, or something.
It looks like they gave Donny some happy pills or a couple of stiff drinks to take the starch out of him this time and sat him down in a 1970s disco set to "answer your questions." It almost works, until you watch his eyes. Blinking and breaking eye contact reveal the nervousness they couldn't medicate away.
But the real curiosity here is: Has FirstEnergy hired the Clown College to do their advertising? Donny "answering your questions" bears a striking resemblance to Corky DeMarco "answering your questions" about the PATH Project two years ago.
Okay... FirstEnergy is trying to keep up with AEP and making absolutely no sense. Really nothing new in that!
Keep the comedy coming, fellas!
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