I know,... Really? Gotta send these PATH attorneys back to school. They do this sophomoric stuff in EVERY administrative body and court. Don't they get embarrassed? Here's the rule guys. Write your legal argument with straight facts and authorities and NO ADJECTIVES!!!! Then...carefully contemplate each adjective to make sure it is justified by facts, legally necessary to make a distinction, or carefully selected to make a point. To get you in the proper mindset, pretend you have a limited inventory of adjectives (only a tiny bucketful). Then remind yourselves that, REAL judges hate drama and know that writing like PATH's is only there for public consumption. On second thought, keep that drama rollin' until some outspoken judge rakes you over the coals because your bucket is empty. Another fun project: Collect a list of empty baseless dramatic quotes - Christmas list syle. (Sorry, that motion just hit on every one of my pet peeves) F in legal composition, D if the standard was a decent blog. How eerie is legal writing that makes my skin crawl? OOOOOH.....CHILLLLLLLLLLS. BOO!