After a month-long investigation, FirstEnergy has finally discovered the identity of the evildoers who had the audacity to leave two goldfish swimming in a lemonade pitcher in one of the steam tunnels at its Perry nuclear power plant.
Congratulations! Mr. Burns would be very proud of you, FirstEnergy! Did you call the contractors to the office and then dispose of them through your hidden trap door?
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