StopPATH WV
  • News
  • StopPATH WV Blog
  • FAQ
  • Events
  • Fundraisers
  • Make a Donation
  • Landowner Resources
  • About PATH
  • Get Involved
  • Commercials
  • Links
  • About Us
  • Contact

Freaky Friday

4/13/2012

0 Comments

 
Not only is it Friday, it's also Friday the 13th!  Oooh!  Scary!  Don't worry though, everything will probably be okay as long as you don't run with scissors, try to drive with a cup of McDonald's coffee wedged in your crotch, or rip off electric ratepayers.

And it's recommended that you find something (or someone?) to laugh at, just to ease through this ominous day.  Here's my morning giggle:

Crappy, automatic news aggregator websites grab headlines and news blurbs from other sources and republish them.  There are way too many of them designed explicitly to divert web traffic for ulterior motives, not to act as actual news sources.  Many of the crappy ones are foreign sites of dubious worth that automatically translate news blurbs into a foreign language.  The crappiest of the crappy get their news from these sites and then re-translate the news back into English.  This automatic re-translation usually produces hilarious results.

Here's an example:

W. Va. Foes Claim Utilities PATH Charges Improper


The article says Ali and I contend that:  "Allegheny Energy and American Electric Power have improperly charged business millions of dollars to pull a idea."

Hmm... pull an idea for an unneeded transmission project out of their... indeed.

It's amusing how relying on the literal meaning of certain words can strip away empty rhetoric, as the "news" article informs us:

"Pennsylvania-based Allegheny and Ohio-based AEP are seeking regulatory capitulation for a Potomac-Appalachian Transmission Highline between West Virginia and Maryland."

Hmm... capitulation:  surrender, give in/up, yield, concede defeat, give up the struggle, submit, knuckle under; lay down one's arms, raise/show the white flag, throw in the towel.

Wasn't that PATH's game plan all along?

Have a freaky weekend, friends!


0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    About the Author

    Keryn Newman blogs here at StopPATH WV about energy issues, transmission policy, misguided regulation, our greedy energy companies and their corporate spin.
    In 2008, AEP & Allegheny Energy's PATH joint venture used their transmission line routing etch-a-sketch to draw a 765kV line across the street from her house. Oooops! And the rest is history.

    About
    StopPATH Blog

    StopPATH Blog began as a forum for information and opinion about the PATH transmission project.  The PATH project was abandoned in 2012, however, this blog was not.

    StopPATH Blog continues to bring you energy policy news and opinion from a consumer's point of view.  If it's sometimes snarky and oftentimes irreverent, just remember that the truth isn't pretty.  People come here because they want the truth, instead of the usual dreadful lies this industry continues to tell itself.  If you keep reading, I'll keep writing.


    Need help opposing unneeded transmission?
    Email me


    Search This Site

    Got something to say?  Submit your own opinion for publication.

    RSS Feed

    Archives

    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012
    February 2012
    January 2012
    December 2011
    November 2011
    October 2011
    September 2011
    August 2011
    July 2011
    June 2011
    May 2011
    April 2011
    March 2011
    February 2011
    January 2011
    December 2010
    November 2010
    October 2010
    September 2010
    August 2010
    July 2010
    June 2010
    May 2010
    April 2010
    March 2010
    February 2010
    January 2010

    Categories

    All
    $$$$$$
    Aep Vs Firstenergy
    Arkansas
    Best Practices
    Best Practices
    Big Winds Big Lie
    Can Of Worms
    Carolinas
    Citizen Action
    Colorado
    Corporate Propaganda
    Emf
    Eminent Domain
    Events
    Ferc Action
    Ferc Transmission Noi
    Firstenergy Failure
    Illinois
    Iowa
    Kansas
    Land Agents
    Legislative Action
    Missouri
    Mtstorm Doubs Rebuild
    Mtstormdoubs Rebuild
    New Jersey
    Newslinks
    Opinion
    Path Alternatives
    Path Failures
    Path Intimidation Attempts
    Potomac Edison Investigation
    Power Company Propaganda
    Psc Failure
    Rates
    Regulatory Capture
    The Pjm Cartel
    Top Ten Clean Line Mistakes
    Transource
    Washington
    West Virginia
    Wisconsin

Copyright 2010 StopPATH WV, Inc.
✕